Wednesday 22 July 2015

Football's Craziest

Bilel Moshni
Position Defender Age 28
Nationality Tunisian Club Unattached


On the 31st May earlier this year, Bilel Moshni made a name for himself, but not in the most desirable manner for a footballer. In what turned out to be his final match for Rangers, Moshni reacted to Motherwell striker, Lee Erwin, who pushed the tall-Tunisian in the back, with a flurry of aggression and a lot more hits than Floyd Mayweather landed on Manny Pacquiao. Consequently, Moshni was sent off, caused quite the stir in the media, received a seven-match ban from the SFA and his marching orders from Scottish Football as Rangers let him go. This was rubberstamped by his agent who said his client’s career in “British football is over.”  





To think this was Moshni’s only moment of madness is a moment of madness in itself. His first move into English football was with Southend. In his debut season, he was sent off three times and that prompted then manager Paul Sturrock to say Moshni “was walking foul with his ill-discipline.”

If his first impressions weren’t telling enough, he heightened them in the second season with The Shrimpers. In the 2011/12 season, he didn’t show up for the whole of Southend’s pre-season. Why? Because he thought he was better than the League One outfit and wanted to join a bigger club. West Ham were interested and did offer him a trial but their transfer bid for too low for Southend’s liking.



Instead, Moshni went back to Southend to get his head down and start playing football again. 27 minutes into his big return, he was sent off for a high challenge. After a brief loan spell at Ipswich and 62 appearances for Southend, Moshni made the move up-north to Scotland to join Rangers in 2013.

Rangers knew of Moshni’s terrible disciplinary record yet still took a gamble on the Tunisian international. However, Moshni was Moshni and in a pre-season game with Derby County, he was sent off for performing a WWE-style flying head-butt on Rams’ striker Chris Martin. The SFA reacted angrily and suspended him for two domestic matches.



When he finally got to represent Rangers in a competitive league game, he didn’t receive a single yellow or red card for the rest of the season. Only joshing, he was charged with violent conduct and banned for a further three matches when he got into an altercation with Hibs defender Liam Fontaine. A glittering domestic career, thus far!

Perhaps the achievement and the immense pride of putting on your nation’s jersey would instil some self-control and responsibility?  Sadly not. He was brought into the Tunisian squad for the 2015 Africa Cup of Nations but after the opening match in which he was an unused sub, he stormed out the dressing room and had to deny that he was going to leave the squad and just focus on a pre-season at a new club where he can happily be charged with violent conduct and pick up red cards as he pleases. Allegedly.


But, give credit to the man, he has just been offered a three-year £1m deal with Club Africain in his home-country to keep referees busy as a bustle of Moshni’s best Street Fighter combinations.

Sunday 19 July 2015

England cricketers have a kick-about

As England's cricketers have just been demoralised to a 405-run Ashes defeat to Australia today but here is a reminder of their sporting prowess as the England boys show what they can do with their feet. Click here to watch the video.



Is Russia fit to host the next World Cup?


Much has been made about the decision to give Qatar the 2022 World Cup but a few days after the latest incident of racism in Russia, question marks are being raised about the Russians' capabilities of hosting a safe and successful tournament.

Ex-Arsenal man, Emmanuel Frimpong, was sent off for Russian outfit FC Ufa was flipping the bird whilst responding to racist monkey chants from Spartak Moscow fans and now faces a multi-match league ban.

On top of that, his own club's general director, Shamil Gazizov, criticised the Ghanaian: "What Frimpong did was wrong. Sometimes you even have to hold back the tears and put up with it." In Russia, any player who is racially abused has to just 'put up with it'.

Frimpong told reporters after the match: "When the match was stopped, the fans started shouting ‘monkey’ at me. Then the monkey chants started. I don’t have any problems with the Spartak fans in general. I just did not keep my cool, I showed my emotions and it was my mistake. I want to say sorry for what I did.”

So not only have Russia accepted racism, they have made a player who was visibly upset apologise for standing up to it - albeit, in a counterproductive manner. But what can a player do in response?

Three other racially abused players in Russia since 2013 have been punished for making insulting gestures in response to the racist abuse they receive from fans. A recent report has shown that over 100 racism-related incidents in football over the last two seasons. A fitting place to host a carnival of football in a place where they reduce certain players to nothing more than barbaric carnival animals.

But Russia doesn't just stop at racism, in 2013, Russian President Vladimir Putin signed into law a bill banning the "propaganda of non-traditional sexual relations to minors.” The 2022 World Cup hosts Qatar holds a fairly lax view on homosexuality in their country as being gay is illegal...

LA Galaxy's Robbie Rogers has responded to FIFA's 'insane' decision to give the next two World Cups to homophobic countries, he said: "“I would never pressure anyone into speaking about the issue but it is absolutely insane. If you look at the next few World Cups, they are in places where, if I were to go, I would possibly be imprisoned or beat up or stoned to death. It is pretty ridiculous."

He went onto say: "There is going to be number of gay fans that will go to watch the sport. Of course there is going to be another gay footballer there. I think it is an issue that needs to be spoken about and discussed with FIFA because every player should feel safe when they go to a World Cup."


Rogers' interview with Sky Sports about 'coming out' and FIFA's decision to give Russia and Qatar the next two World Cups, respectively. 


It is not 100% certain whether or not Russia and Qatar will host the next two World Cups due to the recent circus of corruption at FIFA, but if they do, there are numerous concerns for travelling fans and players.

Friday 10 July 2015

TODAY'S PAPER TALK

What are Friday's back pages saying?


LONDON EVENING STANDARD

Fenerbache want either one of Chelsea's John Obi Mikel or Ramires this summer.
Fulham owner Shahid Khan is considering selling the club and buying Tottenham in a deal that could also see his NFL team, the Jacksonville Jaguars, move into the new White Hart Lane.
Chelsea are prepared to let Marco Van Ginkel go out on loan to Stoke for the season which could trigger Asmir Begovic's £8m move to Stamford Bridge.
Galatasaray have began negotiations with Tottenham to bring centre-half Vlad Chiriches to Turkey.
Japanese forward Yoshinori Muto has no regrets choosing to join Mainz over Chelsea.
Inter Milan are still in the hunt to sign Mohamed Salah from Chelsea.

MANCHESTER EVENING NEWS

Real Madrid have no interest in bidding for Valencia's Nicolas Otamendi as they believe he is on the way to Old Trafford.

LIVERPOOL ECHO

Liverpool's youth captain Lloyd Jones has joined Blackpool on loan.
Another Liverpool youngster, Jordan Williams, has completed a loan move to Swindon Town until the end of the season.

NEWCASTLE CHRONICLE 

Queen's Park Rangers won't let Charlie Austin join Newcastle for anything less than £15m.
Anderlecht forward Aleksander Mitrovic's expected move to Newcastle could be completed in the next "couple of hours" according to his agent.

SUNDERLAND ECHO

Sunderland are facing a lengthy legal case over Ricky Alvarez after Inter Milan initiated an appeal with FIFA.

BIRMINGHAM MAIL

New signing Micah Richards has urged Tim Sherwood to sign Charlie Austin if Villa lose Christian Benteke to Liverpool.

EXPRESS & STAR

West Brom are planning fresh contract negotiations with Saido Berahino after the forward sacked his agent Aidy Ward.

HULL DAILY MAIL

Norwich have tabled a fourth bid for Hull's Robbie Brady.
Hull boss Steve Bruce says he needs "four or five" new signings to launch a promotion challenge back to the Premier League.

LEICESTER MERCURY 

Predrag 'Preki' Radosavljevi, who is being linked with the Leicester City job, has flown to the UK to take up a new dream position 'at the highest level' of the game.

SOUTH WALES EVENING POST 

Swansea want Wrexham youngster Liam Sharpe to be their third choice goalkeeper.

Wednesday 8 July 2015

The Premier League's ins and out

In case you've missed who your club has brought in or let go, here is the re-cap of all the Premiership's summer transfer activity thus far.

ARSENAL

Petr Cech is Arsenal's first signing of the summer




In

Petr Cech - Chelsea, £10m

Out

Lukas Podolski – Galatasaray, £1.8m (rising to around £10m)

Ainsley Maitland-Niles – Ipswich, Loan

Brandon Ormond-Ottewill – Swindon, Free

Ryo Myaichi – St Pauli, Undisclosed

Semi Ajayi – Cardiff, Undisclosed

ASTON VILLA



In

Scott Sinclair – Man City, Undisclosed

Micah Richards – Man City, Free

Out

Darren Bent – Derby County, Free

Enda Stevens – Portsmouth, Free

Andreas Weimann – Derby County, Undisclosed

Yacouba Sylla – Rennes, Undisclosed

Matthew Lowton – Burnley, Undisclosed

BOURNEMOUTH

Artur Boruc has joined Bournemouth as Eddie Howe prepares for the top flight

In

Artur Boruc – Southampton, Free

Adam Federici – Reading, Free

Joshua King – Blackburn Rovers, Tribunal

Christian Atsu – Chelsea, Loan (subject to Premier League approval)

Tyrone Mings - Ipswich Town, £8m

Sylvain Distin - Everton, Free

Out

Ian Harte – Released

Josh McQuoid – Luton, Free

Darryl Flavahan – Released

Mohamed Coulibaly – Released

Joe Partington – Released

Miles Addison – Released

Ryan Fraser - Ipswich Town, season-long loan

Brett Pitman - Ipswich Town, Undisclosed

CHELSEA

Nathan joins a host of Brazilian stars at Stamford Bridge
In

Radamel Falcao – AS Monaco, Loan

Nathan – Atletico Paranaense, Undisclosed

Out

Christian Atsu – Bournemouth, Loan (subject to Premier League approval)

Didier Drogba – Released

Gael Kakuta – Sevilla, Undisclosed

Mario Pasalic - Monaco, Loan

CRYSTAL PALACE
Alan Pardew guided Palace to 10th last season

In

Out

Jack Hunt – Sheffield Wednesday, Loan

Lewis Price – Released

Owen Garvan – Released

Peter Ramage – Released

Stephen Dobbie – Released

Jerome Thomas – Released

Kyle De Silva - Released

EVERTON
Everton snatched Tom Cleverley ahead of Aston Villa
In

Gerard Deulofeu – Barcelona, £4.25m

Tom Cleverley* – Manchester United, Free

Out

Antolin Alcaraz – Released

Sylvain Distin – Bournemouth, Free

LEICESTER CITY

Full-back Christian Fuchs joins Leicester in July

In

Christian Fuchs – Schalke, Free

Robert Huth – Stoke, Undisclosed

Shinji Okazaki - Mainz, Undisclosed (subject to work permit)

Out

Paul Gallagher – Preston, Free

Chris Wood - Leeds, Undisclosed

LIVERPOOL

New Liverpool striker Danny Ings scored 11 Premier League goals for Burnley last term

In

James Milner – Manchester City, Free (subject to medical)

Danny Ings – Burnley, TBC (subject to medical)

Adam Bogdan – Bolton, Free

Joe Gomez – Charlton, £3.5m

Roberto Firmino – Hoffenheim, £21.3m

Nathaniel Clyne - Southampton, Undisclosed (fee understood to be £10m plus add-ons)

Out

Sebastian Coates – Undisclosed

Steven Gerrard – LA Galaxy, Free

Brad Jones - Released

Danny Ward - Aberdeen, season-long loan

MANCHESTER CITY

Manuel Pellegrini will be looking for signings to boost their title charge
In

Enes Unal - Bursaspor, £2m

Out

Scott Sinclair – Aston Villa, Undisclosed

James Milner* – Liverpool, Free

Dedryck Boyata – Celtic, Undisclosed

Angelino – New York City FC, Loan

MANCHESTER UNITED

Memphis Depay has signed a four-year deal at Old Trafford

In

Memphis Depay – PSV Eindhoven, Undisclosed

Out

Nani – Fenerbahce, £4.5m

Tom Cleverley – Everton, Free

Ben Amos – Released

Tom Thorpe – Rotherham, Free

NEWCASTLE UNITED

New Newcastle boss Steve McClaren hasn't started transfer business yet

In

Out

Jonas Gutierrez – Released

Ryan Taylor – Released

Adam Campbell – Released

Remie Streete – Port Vale, Free

NORWICH CITY

Graham Dorrans has made his loan deal permanent at Norwich

In

Graham Dorrans – West Brom, Undisclosed

Youssuf Mulumbu – West Brom, Free

Out

Cameron McGeehan – Luton Town, Undisclosed

Sam Kelly – Port Vale, Free

Remi Matthews - Burton, Loan

SOUTHAMPTON

Southampton have signed 22-year-old Juanmi from Malaga

In

Cuco Martina – FC Twente, Undisclosed

Juanmi – Malaga, £5m

Cedric Soares – Sporting CP, Undisclosed

Maarten Stekelenburg – Fulham, Loan

Out

Artur Boruc – Bournemouth, Free

Jos Hooiveld – Released

Cody Cropper – Released

Omar Rowe – Released

Jake Sinclair – Released

Nathaniel Clyne - Liverpool, Undisclosed (fee understood to be £10m plus add-ons)

Dani Osvaldo - Released

STOKE CITY

New Stoke signing Joselu is a former Spain U21 international

In

Jakob Haugaard – FC Midtyjlland, Undisclosed

Phillipp Wollscheid – Bayer Leverkusen, Undisclosed

Joselu – Hannover 96, £5.75m

Out

Robert Huth – Leicester City, Undisclosed

Thomas Sorensen – Released

Wilson Palacios – Released

Andy Wilkinson – Released

SUNDERLAND

Dick Advocaat will be hoping for players to lift Sunderland up the table

In

Adam Matthews – Celtic, £2m

Sebastian Coates – Liverpool, Undisclosed

Out

El-Hadji Ba – Charlton

SWANSEA CITY

Andre Ayew scored 10 goals in Ligue 1 for Marseille last season

In

Eder – Braga, Undisclosed

Andre Ayew – Marseille, Free

Franck Tabanou – St Etienne, £3.5m

Kristoffer Nordfelt – Heerenveen, Undisclosed

Out

Jazz Richards – Fulham, Undisclosed

Alan Tate – Released

Gerhard Tremmel – Released

TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR

Tottenham matched Kieran Trippier's undisclosed buy-out clause

In

Kevin Wimmer – Cologne, Undisclosed (fee believed to be in region of £4m)

Kieran Trippier – Burnley, Undisclosed (fee believed to be in region of £3.5m)

Out

Etienne Capoue – Watford, Undisclosed (fee believed to be in the region of £6m)

Paulinho - Guangzhou Evergrande, £9.8m

Jordan Archer – Millwall, Free

Cristian Ceballos – Released

Bongani Khumalo – Released

Lewis Holtby - Hamburg

Alexander McQueen - Carlisle, Free

WATFORD

Sebastian Prodl played 25 times for Werder Bremen last season

In

Matej Vydra – Udinese, Undisclosed

Sebastian Prodl – Werder Bremen, Free

Giedrius Arlauskis – Steaua Bucharest, Undisclosed

Jose Holebas - Roma, £1.8m

Out

Jonathan Bond – Reading, Undisclosed

WEST BROMWICH ALBION

James McClean has made the switch to the Hawthorns

In

James McClean – Wigan, £1.5m

Out

Graham Dorrans – Norwich, Undisclosed

Youssuf Mulumbu – Norwich, Free

Alex Jones – Birmingham City, Free

Kemar Roofe – Oxford United, Undisclosed

Chris Baird – Derby County, Free

Jason Davidson – Huddersfield, Free

Bradley Garmston – Gillingham, Free

Donervon Daniels – Wigan, Free

WEST HAM UNITED

West Ham have bolstered their midfield options with Sampdoria's Pedro Obiang

In

Darren Randolph – Birmingham City, Free

Pedro Obiang – Sampdoria, Undisclosed

Dimitri Payet – Marseille, Undisclosed

Out

Dan Potts – Luton Town, Free

Paul McCallum – Leyton Orient, Free

Carlton Cole – Released

Guy Demel – Released

Jussi Jaaskelainen – Released

Nene – Released



TODAY'S PAPER TALK

What has the rumour mill churned out on Wednesday's back pages?

THE SUN

Raheem Sterling has snubbed Liverpool's pre-season tour to Australia and South East Asia which will intensify City's hopes of signing the England international.
Man United are on the brink of bringing Torino full-back Matteo Darmian to Old Trafford for a reported £13m.
Hull have slapped a £9m price tag on Robbie Brady amid interest from Norwich City.
Alan Pardew is hoping to bring Yohan Cabaye and Charlie Austin to Selhurst Park this summer.
Roma have offered 27-year-old Seydou Doumbia to Watford for a season-long loan.
Swansea striker is attracting interest from Deportivo La Coruna, Malaga and Espanyol.
Juventus' Ogbonna looks to snub Everton and join West Ham in an £8.5m move.
Former Chelsea boss Claudio Ranieri is desperate to manage Leicester City.

DAILY TELEGRAPH

Belgian striker Christian Benteke will hold talks today with Tim Sherwood to reiterate his desire to leave Villa Park.
Man City look to quit the chase to sign Paul Pogba due to the cost of the £100m-plus package to sign him.
Arsenal will join Man United in the pursuit of World Cup winner Mario Gotze after his agent gave Bayern a stinging attack about the treatment of his client.

DAILY MIRROR

Tottenham will confirm the signing of Toby Alderweireld under the noses of Southampton and their legal threats.
Everton have made an £8m bid for Scott Dann.
Palace are prepared to pay Yohan Cabaye £100,000-a-week if they land the PSG man.
Athletico Madrid have completed the signing of Liverpool and Man United target Luciano Vietto.
Javier Manquillo's loan spell have been cancelled thanks to the arrival of Nathaniel Clyne.
Newcastle have stepped up the chase for PSV midfielder Georginio Wijnaldum now that they are facing competition from Everton.
Leicester are trying to land Caen star N'Golo Kante.
Chelsea are telling Besiktas that Loic Remy is not for sale. The Turkish outfit are targeting a season-long loan.

DAILY STAR

Villa are determined to not sell star striker Christian Benteke for anything less than the £32.5m release clause.
Real Madrid have rejected a £20m bid from Chelsea to sign Spain international Isco.
West Ham are going to launch a £15m bid for Andros Townsend.
Vincent Kompany says that City need to sign soon before they fall behind their rivals.

DAILY EXPRESS

Arsenal are preparing a £43m bid for want-away Napoli frontman Gonzalo Higuain.
Manchester United look set to finally sign Valencia's Nicholas Otamendi.

DAILY MAIL

Sevilla are not giving up hope of signing Stoke's Steven Nzonzi.
Athletico Madrid want to bring back Felipe Luiz back on loan from Chelsea.
Fluminense forward Kennedy is edging closer to a £6.3m move to Chelsea after having a medical last night. Manchester United are also interested.
Former Reading and Palace man Jimmy Kebe is having a trial with Mallorca.
Dick Advocaat is hoping of bolstering his front line by tabling a £9m bid to sign Dynamo Kiev forward Jeremain Lens.

Tuesday 7 July 2015

Bolton's latest recruit from Madrid

Bolton have wrapped up the deal to sign 22-year-old Derik Osede from Real Madrid on a three-year deal - but he isn't the first player to sign for Bolton from the Madrid giants.

The likes of Ivan Campo, Fernando Hierro and Marcos Alonso all made the shock move to the North-West of England to play for Bolton Wanderers.

in 2010, Marcos Alonso joined Bolton whilst they were still in the top flight of English football but it's fair to say he didn't light up the Premier League in his time there. He amassed nine league games and one goal in two years before being sold to Fiorentina in May 2013. Last season he was sent out on loan to Sunderland to help them avoid relegation.






The former Spanish and Real Madrid captain Fernando Hierro became a cult hero at the then called Wanderers Stadium in his one season at the club. He didn't join directly from Real as he spent a season at Qatari outfit Al Rayyan but he teammed-up with Sam Allardyce for the 2004-2005 season. Hierro played 29 times and notched one goal in a 2-3 defeat to Norwich City.


The floppy-lidded Ivan Campo made the biggest impact at Bolton out of all the players who signed from Real Madrid. Campo found himself out of favour in Madrid and initially joined Bolton on loan in 2002 but he unexpectedly penned a three-year contact after admitting he would rather live in Bolton than Madrid - perhaps that got lost in translation but nevertheless, he went on to become a Bolton hero.


Campo's aggressive style saw him fit in nicely but in the 2006-2007 he topped the charts in an unwanted statistic of having the most yellow and red cards in the league. However, on the opening day of that very season, Campo struck a 43-yard pile-driver past England number one Paul Robinson prompting Big Sam to say that the goal of the season had been decided after just one match.

The newest recruit from Madrid to The Macron, Osede, has worked his way up from playing for Madrid B and Castilla as well as representing Spain at every level of the youth team despite his desire to play for Nigerian national team.

Osede is Neil Lennon's third summer singing as he joined former Man United 'keeper Ben Amos and deadly lower league striker Gary Madine from Sheffield Wednesday.

TODAY'S PAPER TALK

      A round-up of Tuesday's back page transfer rumours.

DAILY STAR

Manchester City are hopeful they can wrap up their £50m capture of Raheem Sterling in time for their pre-season tour of Australia.

Aston Villa are demanding £32.5m from Liverpool for Christian Benteke.

DAILY MIRROR

Louis Van Gaal has told David de Gea to focus on his Man United career amid reports that the Spanish stopper is closing in on a move to Real Madrid.

Barcelona forward Pedro has told boss Luis Enrique that he wants to fight for his place at the Catalan club.

Mikel Arteta has signed a new contract at Arsenal.

Tottenham are prepared to offer £20m and Aaron Lennon for Everton midfielder James McCarthy.

Europa League holders are eyeing for Edin Dzeko.

West Ham want Tottenham's Andros Townsend but fear that the deal won't go through due to the rivalry between the two clubs.

DAILY MAIL

Stoke want free agent Ali Al Habsi as they are set to lose Asmir Begovic.

Mario Balotelli wasn't present at Liverpool's first day back at training as he was granted compassionate leave following the death of his adoptive father.

PSG have joined Manchester City in the pursuit of Wolfsburg's £50m rated Kevin De Bruyne.

Real Madrid goalkeeper Iker Casillas is on his way to Porto in a deal that could trigger decisive action on David de Gea's future.

Southampton have bidded £2m for FC Twente defender Cuco Martina.

DAILY TELEGRAPH 

Mario Balotelli will miss Liverpool's pre-season due to his compassionate leave.

Christian Benteke will reiterate his desire to leave Villa this summer to Tim Sherwood.

THE TIMES

Chelsea have offered aroubd £11m-a-year to play their home games at Wembley whilst Stamford Bridge is rebuilt.

The ongoing failure of Liverpool and Burnley to agree a fee for Danny Ings looks increasingly likely to result in the striker's value being determined at a Premier League tribunal.

THE SUN

Jose Mourinho have brushed off a huge pay rise because he is so keen to stay at Chelsea.

David de Gea's dream to move to Madrid looks ever closer as Iker Casillas has agreed a move to Porto.

Everton have joined West Ham in the chase to sign Juventus star Angelo Ogbonna by tabling a £11m offer.

Aston Villa have flown to France to close a deal for Nice left-back Jordan Amavi - after late interest from West Ham.  

Thursday 2 July 2015

In This Month July 1977

Docherty leaves his wife… and then Man United breaks up with him
Tommy ‘The Doc’ losses his job soon after his affair came out


“It was a bombshell,” said a defeated-looking Tommy Docherty after finding out the Manchester United board wanted him out of Old Trafford. The sensational sacking was not due to a poor run in form; far from it actually, Docherty’s men has just beaten fierce rivals Liverpool to lift the FA Cup - so why was he sacked?

Two weeks prior to the FA Cup triumph, it was revealed that the Scot had been unfaithful to his wife of 27-years of marriage, and that he had been with Mary Brown, the wife of club physio, Laurie Brown. Not just an innocent post-season rub down eh, Tommy?

A few awkward days later, Docherty made his first public appearance sporting a lovely crimson and purple eye. Not the physiotherapy Laurie Brown is used to dishing out. 

Docherty thought his job was safe after the cup victory: “The board want me to stay and that's terrific." How wrong you were; and this only fuelled the blaze of publicity it received. Docherty claimed that the board had asked him to resign but the 25-timed-international refused as he thought he didn’t do anything wrong. However, the club found a breach in his contract and relieved Docherty of his duties there and then; suppose the breach had something to do with sleeping with the physio’s wife.

It wasn’t the board who wanted Docherty out, in fact, it was the wives of the Manchester United players who wanted the manager’s head as they exerted an immense amount of pressure on the board to get rid of the sly Scotsman. The then 49-year-old was on holiday in the Lake District but the club directors recall him to give him the nail in the coffin. 

But the story ends relatively happy as Docherty and Mrs. Brown tied the knot. Managers have always been sexier than physiotherapists anyway.


Also in this month…

1930 The first two World Cup matches ever kicked off simultaneously as France and the United States beat Mexico 4-1 and Belgium 3-0 respectively in Uruguay.


1974 Bill Shankley held the reigns as Liverpool boss for 15 years before he retired. The Legendary Kop manager won eleven major honours including three First Division triumphs, two FA Cups and a UEFA Cup.



2010 Spain defeated the Netherlands in the first World Cup to be hosted in Africa. Andres Iniesta’s extra-time goal in the 116th minute was enough to guarantee that Spain were the first ever European team to win the biggest competitive trophy outside of their own continent.

Friday 26 June 2015

A Bum Deal



Chilean defender and former Premier League star Gonzalo Jara has joined Neymar as the second player to be banned from this year's Copa America - but the two incidents are fairly different, to say the least. 

The Barcelona forward Neymar kicked a ball at Pablo Armero after Brazil's group game defeat to Columbia, headbutted another, and insulted the referee. Jara stuck a finger up Edinson Cavani's rear-end. Cavani received a second yellow card after reacting with the slightest of touches, which obviously floored Jara. The Chilean's club, Mainz, have been so disgruntled by Jara's unique approach to football that they want to get rid of him over the summer. Any offer for a close-marking defender may be limited though. 

Strange as Jara's dismissal to the competition is, he does have previous when it comes to getting hands-on whilst defending - if you can call it defending. In 2013, the former West Brom man seem to grab Luis Suarez' manhood. The incident happened in the box right next to Jara's latest victim Cavani - so maybe the Uruguayan shouldn't be so surprised. 


The Chilean's first target to rub the wrong way was Napoli's hitman Gonzalo Higuain a year prior to what the YouTube video so elegantly entitled: 'Chilean Jara grabs Suarez dick.'  

The incident was uploaded to YouTube by 'Tails More Beautiful' - maybe it was Jara himself? 


Jara's probing is one of a few bizarre occurrences during this summer's South American tournament as other incidents include Arturo Vidal's car crash, Neymar losing it Joey Barton style, Cavani's father's fatal accident with a cyclist, and now Jara just being an odd man himself. 

Can we even blame Sepp Blatter for this one? #kickfingeringoutoffootball

Anyway, I present to you, Gonzalo Jara: 









Thursday 25 June 2015

The Review Of Liverpool’s Bought In English Striker

Danny Ings has become the tenth English striker sign for Liverpool since the Premier League was born back in 92 – but how will he fare against his other compatriots?

The Kop has seen some great strikers over the years: Hunt, St John, Rush, Fowler, Owen, and even the main man himself, Neil Mellor. Merseyside has produced some blistering and free-scoring English forwards, but rarely have signed one. From Stewart to Sturridge, Collymore to Carroll, here’s the verdict on how well English signings have done.


Rickie Lambert 2014-present

Lambert was the latest English signing for Liverpool before Ings, but life at his boyhood club hasn’t been so sweet. The former beetroot-packer signed from Southampton after a magical campaign for club and country. But two goals last season for Liverpool makes him a firm favorite to be one of many heading out of Brendan Rogers’ plans. The romantic move has been far from a fairytale, but he is now being linked with a move to Villa, Palace and bizarrely, league champions Chelsea.



Daniel Sturridge 2013-present


soccer animated GIF Sturridge made an explosive start to his Liverpool career. He scored on his debut, his league debut, and he scored his third goal on his full debut. The following season, he became the first Liverpool player to score in seven consecutive league matches. His formidable SAS understanding with Suárez saw him score 21 league goals and firing Liverpool to second. He’s been clinical when he plays, but persistent injuries may hamper his chances of improving his 35 goals in 55 appearances tally.

Andy Carroll 2011-2013

Liverpool received £50 million for Fernando Torres in 2011, and what did they spend the bulk of that on? A wild Any Carroll to be Liverpool’s new number nine for the extortionate fee of £35 million. Carroll’s goal-getting prowess at Anfield was thin as he notched a mere six goals for the club in 44 competitive matches. Carroll was shipped out on loan to West Ham for the year and subsequently managed to clinch a £15 million transfer to the East End of London.


Robbie Fowler 1993-2001 & 2006-2007

Produced by, made by, sold by, and bought back on a free transfer by Liverpool. Fowler (or God if you’re on the red side of Merseyside) was elevated to, well, a God-like status in his first stint at the club scoring 120 times. He then moved to Leeds and had a go at Manchester City but the prodigal son returned.   His debut saw his overhead-kick chalked off but he did managed three league goals – bizarrely, all penalties against Sheffield United. However, he was a shadow of his former self.

Peter Crouch 2005-2008

Robot Peter Crouch animated GIF
Crouch was the original freakishly built English striker to sign for Liverpool in 2005. Crouch didn’t notch a goal in his first four months at Anfield and he was being heavily scrutinised by the press.  But then came the 3rd December, his first goal which took a wicked deflection which then looped over the hapless Kirkland. He notched a second against Wigan to make sure he was up and running. He scored 22 goals, which included a memorable ‘perfect hattrick’ and a stunning overhead-kick. 

Emile Heskey 2000-2004

Emile Heskey of Liverpool feels the pressure during the FA Barclaycard Premiership match between Liverpool and Manchester United at Anfield stadium on November 9, 2003 in Liverpool, England.
Emile William Ivanoe Heskey signed for Liverpool for £11 million and Liverpool striking royalty Ian Rush said he would give the team a “different dimension.” Houllier said he was looking forward to working with the ex-Leicester City man chirping “at his age he is not the finished product yet.” At 37-years of age playing in the Championship, he still isn’t. But in his second season he did score 22 goals in all competition in a season that saw Liverpool secure a historic treble.


Stan Collymore 1995-1999

Stan Collymore of Liverpool in action during the F A Cup Final match against Manchester United at Wembley Stadium in London Manchester United won the...In 1995, Collymore was signed for an English record fee of £8.5 million from Nottingham Forest. ‘Stan the Man’ did his best to repay the faith and in his two years at Anfield he bagged a goal every 2.5 matches. He became part of a lethal partnership with Fowler and at the end of his first campaign, the pair scored 55 goals between them. Several off-field problems tainted his tenure but he will always be remembered for scoring the winner against Newcastle in the most entertaining match in Premier League history.



Nigel Clough of Liverpool shows his disappointment after a near miss during a match. \ Mandatory Credit: Clive Brunskill/Allsport Nigel Clough 1993-1996

The son of perhaps the most iconic English manager in history, Clough junior joined Liverpool the season after he was Forest’s top goal-scorer. Again, Liverpool spent a relatively large fee for that time to secure the services of Clough. He scored twice on his debut against Sheffield Wednesday but he only managed a further five goals in 39 appearances. He then returned to Forest on loan and then Wednesday on loan before spending 10 years at Burton Albion as player-manager.


Paul Stewart 1992-1996

25th August 1992, Premier League, Paul Stewart, Liverpool striker 1992-1996Stewart was the first of ten English Prem strikers bought to Anfield but it almost didn’t happen. In the summer of 92, there was speculation that he was joining either the red or blue side of Manchester. But he signed for a fee of £2.3 million but only managed one league goal in four years, against Sheffield United (they love to score in Sheffield these boys don’t they?), as injuries and up-and coming strikers came in. On a bright note, he did notch a brace in the European Winners’ Cup first leg against the mighty Apollon Limassol – a feat that the great Emile William Ivanhoe Heskey could have done! Well, probably not actually… 



Celebrity Coups





Snow Patrol’s frontman Gary Lightbody fulfilled a boyhood dream of any youngster by training with his country’s first-team. He said it was "one of the best days ever" but conceded that his performance was “not great.” Lightbody may have trained with his Northern Irish squad, but some celebrities have gone a step further and ventured into the world of professional football.


Another Direction

One Direction member Louis Tomlinson played for his beloved Doncaster Rovers and joined on ‘non-contract terms’ after impressing in a charity match at the Keepmoat Stadium. "It's unbelievable really. I have been a massive football fan for a long time.” He was fairly happy. But it was short-lived after putting in a sub-par performance in a reserves game and the singer hasn’t played for them since. Tomlinson tried to take-over the club with former chairman John Ryan but it fell through. But being in the world’s biggest boyband isn’t a bad back-up plan.

Quick, sign him up!

The most recent celebrity joining a professional club is former X-Factor and I’m a Celeb man Jake Quickenden. The 26-year-old has been offered trials and contracts from non-league giants Gainsborough Trinity but he has turned them down. Reason? His agent said he’s "far too busy focusing on his music and presenting work" to take up the offer. But luckily for fans of Saturday night television and Gainsborough Trinity (to which there are many) Quickenden has agreed to play the majority of their pre-season matches.

Boisterous Beefy

Sir Ian Botham, English cricketing hero, part-time football league centre-half. Beefy showed his versatility with bat, ball, and another larger sized ball when he joined Yeovil Town in 1978. At that stage, he already established himself as an international test cricketer. After 17 appearances and one goal for The Glovers, Beefy moved to Scunthorpe United where he played a further 11 matches in the football league. Botham showed his sporting ability whether it was blistering the Aussies in the Ashes or barging attackers off the ball.

So Solid Performance

Thought Botham was a jack-of-all-trades? Try MC Harvey who’s been a rapper with So Solid Crew, a solo artist, performed at the West End, had a television career and even tried his hand and feet as a footballer. He’s played for various non-league teams including AFC Wimbledon, Aldershot Town, Lewes and in 2007 he signed for Conference South outfit St Albans City. However, Alesha Dixon’s former husband quit football as he couldn’t pencil it into his busy diary.

International Royale

The Royale Family and Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps actor Ralph Little has played five differet semi-professional teams and even has three international caps. He played for the Sealand national football team that isn’t a member of FIFA or UEFA – but it is something to boast when you’re in the pub having two pints of lager and a packet of crisps. The Man United supporter has turned out for Staines Town, Maidstone United. Edgware Town, Chertsey Town and Stone Dominoes. A fine little career Ralph had.


An Olympic Effort

The gold medal decathlon winner Daley Thompson enjoyed a stint in football as quick as his 100m efforts. After he stopped making Lucozade adverts and retired from athletics due to a hammy problem, Thompson pulled the jerseys of Mansfield Town, Stevenage Borough F.C and Ikeston F.C. But after his short run-out in non-league football, Daley became a fitness coach for Wimbledon and Luton Town. It’s safe to say that his Olympic triumphs outweigh his footballing career.


Rowdy Rivalries: The Sarajevo Derby


The Sarajevo Derby in the capital of Bosnia and Herzegovina is one of the most underrated and fiercest rivalry in the world; perhaps because everything is so hard to spell over there! The derby is between Bosnia’s most popular and loved clubs, FK Željezničar Sarajevo and FK Sarajevo; and they hate each other. 

The rivalry kicked off in 1946 when new boys on the block, Željezničar, nicked all of Sarajevo best players to form their new team; then gave them all a higher wage and luxurious suits (look what you could start, Raheem). Ever since, the derbies are full of flares, explosions, fan marches and ultras.

At the start of the season that has just finished, 15 people, who included three police officers, were badly injured. Due to flares being thrown and clashes between both sets of fans, people sustained head injuries, burns, and some rowdy fans even felt the full effects of teargas.

This all happened in the first 45 minutes and the second half also had to be delayed due more fireworks being set off and the mass amount of smoke in the air. The match ended in a 1-2 defeat for Željezničar which proved costly as they lost the league to their rivals by, you guessed it, three points.

Their second derby of the season came when Sarajevo topped the Premier Liga table by a slender one point with three games remaining. The match itself didn’t produce a bang but there certainly were explosions of passion and intensity in the heart of Bosnia.

Sarajevo is not know for churning out quality players but Manchester City striker and Bosnian top goal scorer Edin Dzeko is the one noticeable products. Dzeko’s alliances laid with Željezničar but he wasn’t he Edin we see today; he operated more as a central midfielder but was considered too tall and lack the technical ability. After 40 games and only five goals, Dzeko departed to Czech side Teplice.

But what the two Sarajevo sides lack in quality, they certainly make up for it in a stellar and quite often scary rivalry.